Merry Christmas

Here I sit at the Armed Forces Service Center in the Twin Cities airport. I've got a little 5 hour layover before going back to Seattle. These past two weeks I've spent back in North and South Dakota for Xmas leave. It was a busy leave period, don't ya know. I had a lot of fun and got to see just about everyone I wanted to. I'll leave you with a Norsky joke-
Sven, Ole, and Lena got invitations to go to this party. The invitation said that they must dress up as an emotion. So Sven goes to his house, and Ole and Lena go to theirs. Lena goes upstairs to change, she comes downstairs all dressed in red. Ole asks Lena, "Vut are yew supposed ta be?" Lena says, "I'm red vith furry." So Ole goes upstairs to change, he comes downstairs all dressed in green. Lena asks Ole, "Vut are yew supposed to be?" Ole says, "I'm green vith envy."
Ole and Lena get a knock on their front door, so Ole answers it. There is Sven standing butt-naked with a tire around his waist! Ole says, "Vut in va vorld are vu supposed ta be?" Sven says, "I'm in da spare!"